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Goyim Squad / Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Patch

There's a job for everyone in the Corps! We polish the mirrors, align the guidance system, and, when we are called on, we fire the laser on our very real and not fake satellite. But what happens on Shabbat? Members of the Goyim Squad are trained to handle all necessary jobs until the appearance of the three stars (as seen from our ground-based headquarters, of course.)

And now, members of the Goyim Squad can wear their patches proudly!

Available in either iron-on or velcro-backed versions. Also available as an enamel pin.

50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.

  • Measurements: 3.25" wide x 3.5" tall

    Original illustration © Nick Jehlen

    There's a job for everyone in the Corps! We polish the mirrors, align the guidance system, and, when we are called on, we fire the laser on our very real and not fake satellite. But what happens on Shabbat? Members of the Goyim Squad are trained to handle all necessary jobs until the appearance of the three stars (as seen from our ground-based headquarters, of course.)

    And now, members of the Goyim Squad can wear their patches proudly!

    Available in either iron-on or velcro-backed versions. Also available as an enamel pin.

    50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.

    • Measurements: 3.25" wide x 3.5" tall

      Original illustration © Nick Jehlen

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      There's a job for everyone in the Corps! We polish the mirrors, align the guidance system, and, when we are called on, we fire the laser on our very real and not fake satellite. But what happens on Shabbat? Members of the Goyim Squad are trained to handle all necessary jobs until the appearance of the three stars (as seen from our ground-based headquarters, of course.)

      And now, members of the Goyim Squad can wear their patches proudly!

      Available in either iron-on or velcro-backed versions. Also available as an enamel pin.

      50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.

      • Measurements: 3.25" wide x 3.5" tall

        Original illustration © Nick Jehlen